Haves and have nots

I have used almost every kleenex in my house.
I have not had to reach for a kleenex before hitting the snooze button for the past two mornings.

I have finished making up the racing roster for the Awana Grand Prix tomorrow night.
I have not finished making my 2 dozen cookies for said race.

I have made up a to-do list for this week.
I have not completed any but two items off that list.

I have made up my second batch of laundry detergent.
I have not purchased laundry detergent since (at least) April 2008.

I have flipped my calendar to April.
I have not spent a single moment today not wondering where the time went.